Cut This: A Cat Looking For A Fruit Bowl Battle
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By Dell
I find myself on the eve of my 20 year high school reunion, staring at a beautifully composed and formatted invitation and memory book questionnaire, looking back and wondering, “Where did the time go?”
More importantly, I guess, where did that 18-year-old kid in all these pictures run off to? The kid with all the hair (many follicular scholars have opined that I was sporting a mullet in 1988. While I admit that I had some locally based commerce occurring in the front, and an informal gathering of acquaintances in the back, it was by no stretch of the imagination a mullet as defined, but I digress), the “devil may care” attitude, and the 32 inch waist. Where’d he go?
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Irvine Gary Oelke, 74, formerly of Edgewood, Maryland was arraigned on 23 September 2008 in the Circuit Court for Harford County before Judge William O. Carr, on charges stemming from an indictment by the Grand Jury for Harford County on July 29, 2008.
The Indictment charges Oelke with Sexual Child Abuse, Sexual Child Abuse/ Continuing Course of Conduct and Sexual Solicitation of a minor. The victim was eight years old at the time the crimes were committed. The crimes occurred in 2003 and 2004.
Oelke is presently incarcerated in the Maryland Department of Corrections for the 2008 Baltimore County conviction for the Attempted Kidnapping of a minor under the age of 12. In 2004, Oelke was convicted of Sexual Child Abuse in Cecil County and is a registered sex offender.
The police believe that there may be other victims from that time who have not come forward
The case ...Continue Reading
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First, the fairy tale. Constellation Energy is the victim of difficult economic times which resulted in the demise of the company. Fortunately, through the leadership of Mayo Shattuck, the company was saved from total destruction by a white knight named Warren Buffett. That’s the fairy tale.
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From Harford Community College Sports Information
BEL AIR, Md.—The Harford men’s soccer team fired 10 shots on goal, but couldn’t sneak one past the keeper as it fell, 2-0, to CCBC-Catonsville on a wet and windy Friday night at Harford Stadium.
The Fighting Owls (4-6-1, 2-5-1 MDJUCO) held a 17-12 advantage over the Cardinals (5-3-0, 4-2-0 MDJUCO) in total shots, with 10 of those shots on target, compared to four by Catonsville. The game was a tale of two halves as the Owls dominated play in the first half, firing a total of 12 shots to Catonsville’s four, but the Cardinals scored twice in the second half and held an 8-5 advantage on shots.
The first, and eventual game-wining, goal came just 42 seconds into the second half as David Grimes gathered a ball from Nick Finnegan during a scramble in the box and snuck it past freshman goalie Ta ylor Dize (Bel ...Continue Reading
From Harford Community College Sports Information
BEL AIR, Md.—Freshman forward Tiffany Runk (Abingdon, Md./Kenwood) scored her sixth goal of the season as the Harford women’s soccer team notched a 1-0 win over Howard on a wet and windy Friday evening at Harford Stadium.
The Fighting Owls (4-3-0, 3-1-0 MDJUCO) outshot the Dragons (3-8-0, 2-3-0 MDJUCO), 12-9, but only four of those shots were on target, including Runk’s score late in the first half. Runk maneuvered around a Howard defender in the box and fired from 10 yards out into the upper left to give the Owls the 1-0 advantage at the 42:59 mark.
The goal would be the only one of the game as sophomore goalie Jessica Stumpf (Baltimore, Md./Perry Hall) made five saves in the 90:00 and her counterpart, Jess Fainberg totaled three saves.
Harford picked up the only cautions of the game as sophomore forward Terry Buontempo (Nottingham, Md./Perry Hall) received a yellow ...Continue Reading
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Sometimes you CAN judge a book by its cover, or at least a building. Parents at the new Patterson Mill Middle High School in Bel Air have plenty of concerns about the walkways, fields and facilities on school grounds. Meetings with school officials are ongoing. But now that the building has been open for a year, it turns out there are problems on the inside too.
The school might have some of the latest technology, but something as simple as lockers are scarce. Patterson Mill was planned to handle 1,600 students and 1,672 lockers were installed.
Tags: Bel Air, CSSRP, harford county board of education, patterson mill, The Schoolyard
Suspicious Incident in Fallston Cleared
(Fallston, MD – September 29, 2008) – Harford County Sheriff’s deputies investigating the suspicious incident which occurred in the 2400 block of Munford Drive, Fallston, MD., have located and identified the subject involved.
On Thursday September 25, 2008 at approximately 5:00 pm, a 10 year old boy and several friends were outside playing in the area of Munford Drive and Winsted Drive. They noticed a suspicious dark blue or black hatchback style station wagon drive slowly past. The car returned and the driver asked the boys if they would help him look for his dog. After a brief conversation regarding what kind of dog the man was looking for, the 10 year old boy and his friends ran from the area.
On Saturday September 27, 2008 the Sheriff’s Office received a telephone call from a neighbor in the area advising he was the driver of the vehicle. Deputies ...Continue Reading
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Harford County’s delegates to the Maryland General Assembly in Annapolis are apparently engaged in an increasingly bitter dispute over delegation office management.
Delegation Chair Susan McComas has hired her aide from the 2008 session to be the delegation receptionist for the 2009. As the chair, she has the final word on choosing a receptionist, but others in the delegation wish they were consulted. Now some of the delegates say that no receptionist is needed. They are threatening not to contribute to the receptionist’s salary.
Help needed – Voter Registration Drive by New Harford Democratic Club, Harford Democratic Central Committee, Young Democrats and Obama Supporters.
Saturday September 27th, assemble 9:30 a.m., Edgewater Village Shopping Center Parkinig Lot, 1900 Block of Pulaski Hwy in Edgewood.
Look for the truck with the Obama signs. We will be canvassing neighborhoods and shopping areas along Route 40 (West Shore, Bay View and others).
Short training and explanation provided.
Contact person – Senator Art Helton 410-808-7847