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Dagger Movie Night: “Daddy’s Home” — Our Annual Installment of Bland, Family-Themed Entertainment

December 26, 2015 By Mark Elloff

Dagger Movie Night: “Daddy’s Home” — Our Annual Installment of Bland, Family-Themed Entertainment

It must be a requirement for Hollywood to put out bland, family-themed, and completely forgettable meditations on parental relationships this time of year. Add Ferrell’s “Daddy’s Home” to this list, a film so unremarkable that not even Sunday afternoon TBS is going to pick it up. When you are competing with so many other movies […]

Dagger Movie Night: “Ted 2” — A Known Commodity, But Has the Joke Gotten Old?

July 6, 2015 By Cliff Bugle

Dagger Movie Night: “Ted 2” — A Known Commodity, But Has the Joke Gotten Old?

“Life has changed drastically for thunder buddies John (Mark Wahlberg), now a bachelor, and best pal Ted (Seth MacFarlane), now married to the woman (Jessica Barth) of his dreams. Problems arise when the couple decide to adopt a child, but the law declares Ted to be property and not a person. Angry and dejected, the […]

Dagger Movie Night: “Ted” — An Irreverent, Dirty Joke Fest That Will be the Year’s Best Comedy

June 29, 2012 By Mark Elloff

Dagger Movie Night: “Ted” — An Irreverent, Dirty Joke Fest That Will be the Year’s Best Comedy

How do you introduce a movie about a foul-mouthed talking plush toy? To quote “Ted” writer, director, and star MacFarlane from his own film: “Nothing is more powerful than the wish of a small boy. Except for an Apache helicopter. It has both machine guns and missiles. It is a pure death machine.” Nothing better […]

Movie Review: “The Fighter”

December 9, 2010 By A Dagger Reader

Movie Review: “The Fighter”

By Mark Special to The Dagger In the same week that Sylvester Stallone finds himself immortalized in the boxing hall of fame for his portrayal in a film depicting the most brutal sport, we are treated to the return of the Great Sports Movie riding the coat tails of “The Wrestler” and the “Rocky” franchise. […]

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    Bob | Harford Chamber’s Legislative Wrap Up Provides Insight into Business-Related Legislation

  • “Not everyone that is a union member received a ballot to vote. That is a fact, but I’m not sure…”

    Union Auditor | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “Bob, you cunt”

    Billy Motherfucken Butcher | Troopers Make Arrest in Route 40 Road Rage Incident

  • “Defund the police. We don’t need them, especially when guns become extinct. We need more honest progressive attorneys like Mosby…”

    Bob | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “It is certainly your prerogative to vote for who you want. I’ll stick with the person the street cops are…”

    Open Your Eyes | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “Wait, what, a liberal democrat union voted against the States Attorney? That’s all I need to know. I’m supporting the…”

    Watch Out | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “Since this article came out I have had the occasion to speak with numerous Deputies about the States Attorney election.…”

    Open Your Eyes | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “My boy Brandon passed the hair sniff test. My anal sac is lopsided from last nights grinder squad”

    Bob | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “Who voted for this endorsement? Another media outlet is reporting that the Union is refusing to say how many deputies…”

    Two Factor Authentication | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “Jeff, Maybe I already did go f’ myself… Would you like to see? I learned a great lesson from Hunter…”

    Bob | Troopers Make Arrest in Route 40 Road Rage Incident

  • “george jones, sure your name isn’t George Michael you Peter puffer???? I bet you give reach arounds to Bob…”

    F GEORGE JONES | Troopers Make Arrest in Route 40 Road Rage Incident

  • “I floss my teeth with donkey pubes!!!”

    Bob | Humane Society of Harford County Announces Bob Citrullo as New Executive Director

  • “I’ll volunteer!!! I’ll be available as long as I’m not sucking off guys in the Chesapeake House mens room.”

    Bob | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “The teacher’s union would tell you it’s ok to have a man dressed as a woman brought in for story…”

    Bob’s your uncle | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “Now that the court made their decision, I don’t know what I’m going to do with my cousin that I…”

    Bob | Troopers Make Arrest in Route 40 Road Rage Incident

  • “I like gay unions!!!”

    Bob | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “I once went to a donkey show. I walked sideways for two weeks afterwards…. Shame on you donkey”

    Bob | Troopers Make Arrest in Route 40 Road Rage Incident

  • “Unions are a necessary evil and unfortunately tend to be manipulated by a corrupt self-serving few. Stick to protecting the…”

    Harford Strong | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “I’m a Twunt!”

    Bob | Troopers Make Arrest in Route 40 Road Rage Incident

  • “F U pole smoker! Enjoy your gas prices!!!”

    Lesko Brandon | Troopers Make Arrest in Route 40 Road Rage Incident

  • “OYE, I'm glad my posts stimulate your mind. Both, you and I are old and we need all the stimulation…”

    Bob | Fatal Fentanyl Overdose Leads to Conviction of Alleged Dealer

  • “I encourage all readers to go to YouTube and check out “if God was a liberal” I think of this…”

    Open Your Eyes | Fatal Fentanyl Overdose Leads to Conviction of Alleged Dealer

  • “Oh you “guarantee” it huh bob you dickhead. Gun laws never stop criminals moron because they could never obtain a…”

    Jeff | Troopers Make Arrest in Route 40 Road Rage Incident

  • “Hi Bob, You may want to make a stronger argument than the one you just did. One can easily rephrase…”

    Urkidding | Fatal Fentanyl Overdose Leads to Conviction of Alleged Dealer

  • “Hi Bob, In another case of hyperbole posing as a thought... from the article you shared, "But Roberts wrote that…”

    Urkidding | Fatal Fentanyl Overdose Leads to Conviction of Alleged Dealer

Recent Posts

  • Troopers Make Arrest in Route 40 Road Rage Incident June 30, 2022
  • Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger” June 26, 2022
  • Belcamp Woman Arrested in Murder of Her 3-Yr-Old Niece June 9, 2022
  • Humane Society of Harford County Announces Bob Citrullo as New Executive Director June 7, 2022
  • Detectives Investigating Homicide of 3-Yr-Old Girl in Belcamp; Arrest Made June 4, 2022
  • Gun Pulled After Bel Air Car Crash; Nearby Schools Lock Down June 4, 2022
  • Texas Men Arrested After String of Bel Air Catalytic Converter Thefts June 2, 2022
  • Harford Chamber’s Legislative Wrap Up Provides Insight into Business-Related Legislation May 31, 2022
  • Harford County Man Convicted of Multiple Counts of Animal Cruelty and Cockfighting Related Charges May 26, 2022
  • 5-Yr-Old Killed in Edgewood Hit and Run Crash May 6, 2022
  • Bel Air Man Pleads Guilty to Leading $29 Million Kickback Scheme May 4, 2022
  • Sheriff Gahler: Citizens Deserve “Full and Transparent Investigation of All Events that Occurred that Tragic Day” April 28, 2022
  • Attorney General Frosh Files Complaint Seeking Court Order to Restrain Harford County from Interfering with Fatal Shooting Investigation April 25, 2022
  • Town of Bel Air Demands May Delay Opening New Homestead-Wakefield Elementary School Building April 22, 2022
  • Bel Air Man Pleads Guilty to Participating in $20 Million Kickback Scheme April 20, 2022
  • Jesse Bane, Bel Air Town Administrator, Announces Retirement April 14, 2022
  • Churchville Elementary’s Ashley Gereli Named 2022 Harford County Public Schools Teacher of the Year April 12, 2022
  • Judge Eaves Sworn-In to Court of Appeals; First Hispanic to Serve on State’s Highest Court April 12, 2022
  • Jen Swanson Stepping Down as Director of Humane Society of Harford County April 6, 2022
  • Aberdeen Man Sentenced to 14 Years in Prison for Distribution of Child Pornography April 5, 2022

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