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Cut This: Going Totally Political!

October 19, 2008 By Carlin

Cut This: Going Totally Political!

Since the political realm is really heating up, I thought this week we should try a political picture for Cut This. Just to clarify, this is a picture of George W. Bush and John McCain. And….. GO!

Wasting Time: Kitty Vs. Printer

October 7, 2008 By Carlin

Since last week’s Cut This with the cat wearing the fruit helmet was so popular, I decided to follow it up with a Wasting Time featuring a cat. Check out the video and find the answer to the age old question: who would win in a fight, a cat or a printer? Cute cat, and […]

Cut This: A Cat Looking For A Fruit Bowl Battle

September 29, 2008 By Carlin

Cut This: A Cat Looking For A Fruit Bowl Battle

By now you better know how this works. Give us your best lines for this picture:

Wasting Time: Geraldo Rivera Vs. Hurricane Ike

September 15, 2008 By Carlin

I know you’ve all thought to yourselves at one point or another, “who would win in a fight: Geraldo Rivera or a hurricane?” Since Geraldo has a long history of thinking he’s a tough guy when it comes to hurricanes and other severe weather, it’s no surprise he attempted to go toe-to-toe with Hurricane Ike. […]

Wasting Time: This Ninja Sucks!

September 3, 2008 By Carlin

Ever wonder what it would be like to do a backflip? Well if you’re like me, or this totally crappy ninja, it’s not pretty. Painful looking, huh? The best thing is that he tries to continue using the nunchuks. He also gave a real cocky sneer to the camera right before the backflip. Proof that […]

Wasting Time: An Ode To The Olympics

August 13, 2008 By Carlin

Since the Olympics are in full swing this week, I figured people might be interested in getting past the hump by watching something Olympics related. Here is an old Monty Python video making fun of the Olympics by coming up with ridiculous events. After watching sports like beach volleyball, it makes me wish that some […]

Cut This: What’s Going On Here?

July 29, 2008 By Carlin

Cut This: What’s Going On Here?

It’s once again time to Cut This. Take a look at this odd picture we managed to dig up and post a caption of your own. Tell us what the subjects in the picture are thinking, or just give us a funny sentence about what’s going on. This one should be interesting….  

Wasting Time: Jewels Of The Internet

July 24, 2008 By Carlin

When you actually work for a living one’s mind starts to wander. Sure, at first you’re focused and diligently plugging away at your job, but eventually everyone experiences the lull that hits after just a few months. It’s the same thing day in and day out. Repetition is beginning to kill you. So you start […]

Sounding Off

  • “How come the Brit’s have had no problem exposing President Biden as a liar and probably a co-conspirator? You would…”

    Open Your Eyes | Fatal Fentanyl Overdose Leads to Conviction of Alleged Dealer

  • “The Union is making this sound like they took a no confidence vote. They didn’t take a vote of no…”

    Facts Hurt | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “You were a prior Police Officer and you fane ignorance on the corruption in the HCSO? Come on now. You…”

    Tellitlikeitis | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “But Lee Dunbar is always tan and has really cool grease lightning hair. That said I wouldn’t even vote for…”

    Fake Double D’s | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “Oh no Mr. Bill! Rumor has it that Paul Pelosii might have had a co-pilot with him when he got…”

    Open Your Eyes | Fatal Fentanyl Overdose Leads to Conviction of Alleged Dealer

  • “I know of at least one deputy who was charged with assault on a prostitute in Baltimore City at another…”

    My eyes are open wide | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “I bet there's a lot of shrinkage. FJB”

    BUT, WHAT WILL STOP THEM? | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “I guess it's okay to know the history of the cycling freak show. You know what's been around longer?: The…”

    YOUR FILM CHOICES TELL ME ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR KIND | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “@ Truth be Told You post allegations accusing the Harford County Sheriffs Office of being “corrupt and incompetent”. As a…”

    Open Your Eyes | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “Way to go Joe Kennedy. Marine, Christian ,and good American. God Bless you sir!”

    Open Your Eyes | Fatal Fentanyl Overdose Leads to Conviction of Alleged Dealer

  • “breitbart.com says you are a republican. And as usual republicans are so far behind the times they live in their…”

    gordie | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “breitbart.com says you are a republican. And as usual republicans are so far behind the times they live in their…”

    Gordon A Koerner | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “Penman showed himself as a dirty politician four years ago with his attacks on Delegate Airikan and now more dirty…”

    Voter | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “Penman is using the Union as his own political weapon and the deputies are too scared to speak up. Meanwhile…”

    Fake Lee | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/06/26/children-watch-nude-bikers-seattle-pride-parade/ Children younger than ten watched fully nude bikers at the Seattle Pride Parade, which was kicked off by the…”

    THESE FREAKS DIDN'T FALL OFF THEIR BIKES. JOMENTIA WOULD BE PROUD | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “My neighbor is a Harford deputy and I took the unions advice and asked him about the States Attorney's Office.…”

    Abingdon Voter | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “Penman is a puppet for so many politicians. He will be a disaster for the county council. He’s already bought…”

    Little Timmy | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “Are not politically driven????? I call bull_____ on that and all their claims. Shame on the DSU for producing such…”

    In the Know | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “What a bunch of crap. HCSO is one of the most corrupt and incompetent departments I have ever witnessed. All…”

    Truth be Told | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “I think that the comments have pushed the envelope too far. This comment comes from a group (Democrats and Liberals)…”

    Open Your Eyes | Fatal Fentanyl Overdose Leads to Conviction of Alleged Dealer

  • “Deputies don’t get 100% of what they want so they launch a campaign to get rid of the sitting states…”

    Luther Jefferson | Harford County Deputy Sheriff’s Union: “Law Enforcement Rank and File Have No Confidence in Al Peisinger”

  • “OYE, For me it depends on the "racially offensive comments" If someone on either side of our politics uses an…”

    Bob | Fatal Fentanyl Overdose Leads to Conviction of Alleged Dealer

  • “Why is it okay for Democrats and folks on the Left to make disingenuous and racially offensive comments to Justice…”

    Open Your Eyes | Fatal Fentanyl Overdose Leads to Conviction of Alleged Dealer

  • “https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/06/25/poll-58-percent-of-voters-say-joe-biden-should-reveal-cognitive-health/ Wow, the guy has to carry an instruction card with him. I hope he put one on his bicycle.…”

    VOTERS QUESTION DR JILL'S PILL RECEPTACLE MENTAL CAPACITY | Fatal Fentanyl Overdose Leads to Conviction of Alleged Dealer

  • “Okay... since you won't or cannot answer... Let's see... by metaphor... answer this hypothetical... If one lives in a jurisdiction…”

    Urkidding | Fatal Fentanyl Overdose Leads to Conviction of Alleged Dealer

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