Cut This: Olympics Edition

9 Responses to “Cut This: Olympics Edition”

1. ForestHillResident on August 21st, 2008 3:21 pm

   China defeated a French team, seen here being unceremoniously knocked to the sand, today in Women’s Beach Chicken Fighting to capture it’s 78th Gold Medal in events that no one outside of China had heard of, knew existed, or even cares about.

   Leading up to the Olympics, the Chinese government has averted the recession affecting the rest of the world by spending heavily on Olympic related investments — including the state-sponsored training of athletes intended to bring home the gold in these ridiculous events.

   As the Olympics draw to an end, economists and finance ministers the world over wait with baited breath to see what will happen when China stops its spending spree and opens its first post-olympic-celebration credit card bill.

2. Steve on August 21st, 2008 9:40 pm

   “No no, you got it all wrong. THIS is how you make a rooster shadow puppet…”

3. Dave Yensan on August 21st, 2008 9:57 pm

   “Ooh a little higher and to the left!”

4. Brian Young on August 22nd, 2008 12:10 pm

   “You better have…and you still missed the ball?!?”

5. Jes on August 22nd, 2008 12:32 pm

   Damn these beach weddings and their sand. MUST CATCH THAT BOUQUET!!!!

6. Dell on August 22nd, 2008 6:38 pm

   Too easy….must…resist…temptation…butt cleavage joke clouding thoughts…walnut cracking thighs…must resist…must…resist!!!!

7. RichieC on August 24th, 2008 1:31 pm

   This is so wrong…

8. RatherNotSay on August 24th, 2008 3:39 pm

   And the US brought home yet another Gold in the Olympic’s newest event - Giving birth to a full grown adult on the beach.

9. RichieC on August 24th, 2008 6:58 pm

   Rather…(chuckle)….I had a similer…but couldnt find a way that would be tastfull to say it.

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