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Cut This: What’s Going On Here?

It’s once again time to Cut This. Take a look at this odd picture we managed to dig up and post a caption of your own. Tell us what the subjects in the picture are thinking, or just give us a funny sentence about what’s going on. This one should be interesting….

 

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15 Responses to “Cut This: What’s Going On Here?”

  1. Phil Dirt on July 29th, 2008 11:54 pm

    Miss Mikulski! Miss Mikulski! Wake up! You’ll miss your Senate vote! I warned you that those thyroid pills can cause drowsiness and hallucinations… not to mention stunted growth.

  2. Delegate Dan Riley on July 30th, 2008 9:54 am

    Beauty and the Beast?

  3. haha on July 30th, 2008 1:03 pm

    hey there sweet thang…let’s go back to my place and play little red riding hood.

  4. Ha! on July 30th, 2008 5:21 pm

    The Fox and the Hound

  5. Herman on July 30th, 2008 8:18 pm

    “My how time fly’s. When I sat down here my hair was blond and they called me Goldilocks”.

  6. B. Dan Riley on July 31st, 2008 10:06 am

    What about a tummy tuck and implants?

  7. Dell on July 31st, 2008 12:14 pm

    Spiderveins! Spiderveins!
    She’s got cankles and Spiderveins!
    Fell asleep, on a bench
    Wake her up you photo-mensch!
    Look out!
    Here comes the spiderveins!

  8. Dell on July 31st, 2008 12:35 pm

    Is she strong?
    Listen bud,
    she’s got Geritol in her blood.
    Tales to tell, just for you
    (which will have a really great catch line, like how she smuggled peaches to the POW camps in WWII right under Gerry’s nose and then helped an American aircrew escape, but she always falls asleep right in the middle of the story and you feel really bad about trying to wake her up so you just cover her up with the old afgan that she always has thrown over the back of that loveseat that you always thought smelled like menthol cigarettes, even though nobody ever smoked in her house)
    Look out!
    Here comes the spiderveins!

    I miss my grandma…

  9. Steve on July 31st, 2008 1:37 pm

    Having fun with this Dell? :-)

  10. Dell on July 31st, 2008 5:08 pm

    yes indeedy doody

  11. RichieC on July 31st, 2008 10:21 pm

    ” finally an arm around me not connected to a Mcollaugh cahinsaw soundin stinky ol man”….”life is good”

  12. RichieC on August 10th, 2008 4:51 pm

    That poor woman…..please god never let her see this stuff…lol

    Go Dagger

  13. Darlene on August 18th, 2008 2:03 pm

    Hey granny, Lets give them all something to talk about !!

  14. Funnystuff on August 19th, 2008 7:59 am

    “Do these pants make my stomach look big?”

  15. The Dagger: Year One | The Dagger | Local News With an Edge on September 9th, 2008 8:19 am

    [...] Memorable Quote: “Spiderveins! Spiderveins! She’s got cankles and Spiderveins! Fell asleep, on a bench Wake her up you photo-mensch! Look out! Here comes the spiderveins! [...]

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