Cut This: A Cat Looking For A Fruit Bowl Battle
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Obi-wan is here. The Force is with him.
Roddy McDowell turned down the role of Dr Mittens in the 2001 remake of “Planet of the Cats.”
The other cats made fun of him because he used the “short” litterbox, but, when it came to the Philadelphia Eagles throwback game, Mr. Jingles just looked like a die hard fan.
Jean, Dell and RWinger,
Great job on the captions. Very creative!
Aw c’mon coach. I can get the job done. Just put me in!
Mr. Jingles failed his Beatle audition. Everyone knows Ringo didn’t have green hair that smelled like sweet citrus.
Hey, I just signed up for that new show “Wipe Out” Bring it on !!
LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING,I AM NOT A SOUR PUSS!
Put me in coach!….im ready to play!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70I4xRbsT4Q
You called me a p***y for the last time !
the cats name is Coconut…get it? lime in the coconut. Aww man…4 o’clock can’t get here fast enough.
He looks like a “Sour Puss” to me, haha!! Get it, lime…sour..
Whatever way you slice it, Kitty has always been at the forefront of fashion.